No app. Just texts.

Just text Perry.

Perry is your calorie tracker, and he lives in your texts. Tell him what you ate or snap a pic. He tracks calories and protein and keeps you honest.

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Step one

Pick your Perry.

Same Perry, very different energy. You can switch anytime.

How it works

Like texting a coach who never forgets.

No app to open and no database to search. Just a text thread with Perry in the Messages app you already use.

1

Pick your Perry and a goal

Lose weight, eat more protein, or just stay on track.

2

Perry texts you at mealtimes

"What's for breakfast?" Reply with words or a photo.

3

Perry keeps score

Calories and macros logged, plus where you stand for the day and what to eat next.

Questions

The fine print, but short.

Is there an app?

No. You just text Perry in your regular messages.

Is Perry a real person?

No, Perry is an AI coach. That's why he's up at 6am, answers in seconds, and never forgets what you ate on Tuesday.

Does it work on Android?

Yes. Any phone that can text.

How accurate is it?

Perry estimates, like any photo-based tracker. Add details ("2 eggs, 1 tbsp butter") and he gets sharper. The point is to track consistently, not perfectly.

What if Perry is too much?

Text "tone it down" or switch to a different Perry anytime. He roasts your choices, never you.

What does it cost?

Pricing will be announced at launch. Founding members can get their first month for $5, or a full year for $50 (first 100 only).

Which Perry is texting you tomorrow?

Grab a spot before launch.